5 MicroHaunts of 1000 gotchis, in this order… FUDGHST, FOMOGHST, ALPHAGHST, KEKGHST, GLTRGHST (this can be repeated, if we find this to be popular and effective)
Each entry is 1 LP of the appropriate sort, burned upon entry
The Raffle triggers, when the Daily Average Value of the total entries is over one million GHST
The portals start off worth 1k GHST, based on the average price of the pool
We burn one million GHST of LPs
People who do not want the raffle to happen, can dump their extra alchemica right into the open arms of those who do
People who want the raffle, and are heavily invested in it, can subsidize it even more, by pumping the LP values at the end
The entries are small enough that scholars and other less well funded folk, can enter a little at a time, and have a shot as a very valuable prize.
There is no way to just buy everything immediately, as you would have to buy an insane amount of that type of alchemica AND stake 500k GHST, AND be sure that noone drove the average prove down. If one WERE to accomplish this… other people would surely also enter on that day, with the alchemica they were simply holding, so… GG ser, you deserve your winnings, and some will still go to other people.